Lessons From a Very, Very Bad Super Bowl
Will Leitch, writing for New York magazine, details the Super Bowl that was. The whole thing is a breezy read, but I liked his three takeaways at the end the most.
But if you’re desperate for something positive out of tonight, I give you only these three takeaways:
1. If you are the type of person who feels morally uncomfortable watching the NFL but haven’t been able to resist being sucked in by the incredible run of fantastic Super Bowls we’ve had in the past few years, the game offered solace and ethical relaxation: There will be no such moral quandaries tonight.
2. You probably got more sleep last night than you usually get on Sundays.
3. The Oscars will be worse.