Stumbling Off Alone

JK Rowling on writing.

I haven’t got ten rules that guarantee success, although I promise I’d share them if I did. The truth is that I found success by stumbling off alone in a direction most people thought was a dead end… So forget the must do’s’ and concentrate on the you probably won’t get far withouts’…

Routine

Annaliese Griffin, writing in Quartz, extols the virtues of getting back into a routine post-holidays.

Sure, January is cold, and dark. You have to start thinking about doing your taxes, everyone on social media is bragging about how great it feels to drink only green juice, and there’s a vague pressure to come up with some kind of grand project of self-improvement. It’s also a fantastic month to embrace quiet nights and early bedtimes, to snuggle comfortably into the waiting arms of your old friend, routine.

I agree. The seven weeks from Thanksgiving to New Year’s is exhausting and stressful. I’m slowly getting back into my normal routine.

Peter and His Heckler

This Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon skit is the funniest thing I’ve seen all week.

The Incredible, Untold Story of the 1975 KISS Concert in Hartland

Buddy Moorehouse has a story for you. Apparently, in 1975, an up-and-coming rock band from New York City played a concert in Hartland, MI, causing quite the kerfuffle.

Trump Doesn’t Understand Consequences

Jonathan Chait, writing in New York Magazine, outlines what everyone who’s paying attention already sees―Trump bumbled his way to a government shutdown with no end game in sight, with a losing hand, and with members of his party looking to break ranks at their earliest opportunity.

The reality is that the effects of a shutdown compound over time. Government agencies can creatively stretch their budgets to mask gaps in funding, but at some point, their capacity to maintain services snaps. The relationship between the length of a shutdown and its impact is not linear. A 30-day shutdown is not ten times as damaging as a three-day shutdown. It is probably 100 times as damaging.

The impending reality of millions of Americans going hungry and homeless is just one aspect of the horrors that await us. At some point, the shutdown will impinge upon Trump’s C-suite constituency. Employees of the Transportation Security Administration have had to work without pay, but that cannot continue indefinitely. Already, employees at some airports have begun staging sick-outs. At some point, air travel will grind to a halt, and with it large segments of the economy. By next month, tax refunds will be in jeopardy.

Now this evening Trump will be given valuable television time to tell those who tune in that The Wall™ will keep us safe and those against the wall want terrorists, rapists, and drugs to come through our porous southern border. I’m sure a rebuttal is being prepared right now, but it can’t be delivered by Nancy Pelosi or Chuck Shumer. Both are important politicians, but they aren’t particularly photogenic and they aren’t speakers that inspire.

If it was up to me (and it isn’t), I’d have Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez deliver it. There isn’t anyone who gets the right’s panties in a bunch more. They fear her. They don’t understand her. She is smart, a woman of color, telegenic and will speak in a language everyone will understand. She’s the perfect foil.

Coolest Things I Learned in 2018

David Perell writes a weekly email called the Monday Musings. He says the most popular part of the newsletter is a section called Coolest Things I Learned This Week.”

It’s fun and eclectic, interesting and intriguing. This is a collection of the most popular insights I shared in 2018.

He’s not wrong.

Reboot 2019

Nicholas Bate has finished his seven days of rebooting for 2019. They are pretty great.

Neil Gaiman’s New Year’s Wishes

I don’t follow Neil Gaiman online, but I am a huge fan of his New Year’s wishes for everyone. This year’s is especially wonderful.

Be kind to yourself in the year ahead.

Remember to forgive yourself, and to forgive others. It’s too easy to be outraged these days, so much harder to change things, to reach out, to understand.

Try to make your time matter: minutes and hours and days and weeks can blow away like dead leaves, with nothing to show but time you spent not quite ever doing things, or time you spent waiting to begin.

Meet new people and talk to them. Make new things and show them to people who might enjoy them.

Hug too much. Smile too much. And, when you can, love.

Super Dave Osborne and “Mean” Gene Okerland

I find it odd that Super Dave Osborne, the alter-ego of Bob Einstein, and Mean” Gene Okerlund both passed away at the age of 76 within days of each other. It probably doesn’t mean anything, but damn that’s weird.

When I used to watch Late Night with David Letterman religiously, you knew it was going to be a good show when Super Dave Osborne was booked. His sketches were always basically Wile E Coyote-style mishaps and had me laughing hysterically. He was always serious, but everything around him was silly. I watched a lot of Evel Knievel as a kid and Super Dave was the epitome of poking fun at professional stuntmen and providing the crash” most fans were waiting for with Knievel.

I’m a big fan of one of his earliest bit — Wrecking Ball.

I was never much of a fan of Curb Your Enthusiasm, but he’s probably better known as Marty Funkhouser than Super Dave. For me though, he was always the trained professional with danger as his middle name. His ability to sell the realism of whatever silly daredevil stunt he was about to perform” was probably one of my earliest exposures to satire.

Speaking of deadpan delivery and realism, Mean” Gene Okerland was the best. Never breaking character. Never shooting. Never doing anything, but bringing his cool demeanor and smooth voice to whatever chaos was happening with whatever professional wrestler he was interviewing.

Mean” Gene was at his best with the craziest of wrestlers. I’m a fan of his interview with Macho Man” Randy Savage (“I am the cream of the crop!”) and the Ultimate Warrior (HUUUUULK HOGHHAN!).

Both Okerland and Einstein brought countless hours of entertainment to the masses. They will be missed.

Power and Responsibility

Seth Godin dips his toe in the comic book waters by mentioning one of the most iconic bits of writing ever in the medium, “With great power comes great responsibility.” Those words written by the late, great Stan Lee are the essence of Spider-Man. It’s a powerful lesson that millions of readers (and movie watchers) have heard. It’s a clear message.

Godin then goes on to say the lesson doesn’t hold. He believes it’s backfiring because so many don’t want the responsibility that comes with power.

He’s right in a sense that it’s far easier to follow than lead. Not everyone is a leader. He would probably argue that everyone is a leader. I disagree. However, everyone should be in charge of their own lives and make their own personal choices on leading, creating, innovating, and helping.

Many people are given great power, but they don’t know it or believe it.

In a democracy, we each have more power to speak up and to connect than we imagine. But most people don’t publish their best work or seek to organize people who care. Most of the time, it’s far easier to avert our eyes or blame the system or the tech or the dominant power structure.

He calls this a paradox. It isn’t. It’s freewill.

Seven Chores

Michael Wade gives us all a chore list.

  1. Rank relationships higher than projects.
  2. Focus. Focus. Focus.
  3. Prevent drift by carefully scrutinizing the amount of time given to projects.
  4. Evaluate each day in terms of positive versus negative actions.
  5. Kill projects that are rattlesnakes” and avoid those that are pythons.”
  6. Stack the deck in your favor.
  7. Write more thank-you notes.

The Greatest Superhero Movie Ever Made

I wanted to watch SPIDER-MAN: INTO THE SPIDER-VERSE one more time before writing a little something about it, but its just too good not to comment right now. I watched it right before the new year and thought I’d be able to catch it again. Alas, I have not.

The first thing you should know is that this is a movie the entire family will enjoy. The storytelling here is quite good and the visuals are out of this world.

Secondly, SPIDER-MAN: INTO THE SPIDER-VERSE is one of the greatest superhero movies ever made. Not the best animated feature, not the best Spider-Man movie (there’s been a few…), one of the best superhero movies.

PERIOD.

For me personally, it is the best example of the comic book superhero genre at the movies. Better than Black Panther. Better than Superman: The Movie. Better than The Dark Knight. Waaaaayyy better than any superhero animated feature (although Batman Mask of the Phantasm is really good).

If you haven’t already, go see it. You will not be disappointed.

If you want a deep-dive into why this movie is so incredibly amazing, read this article by Siddhant Adlakha in Slashfilm examining the artistic choices behind the movie. It’s insightful and smart.

Now, I need to go see it again.

The Beautiful Minimalism of a Blank Slate

Leo Babauta has a wonderful take on the new year.

Ask yourself:

  • Do you want to fill it with distractions, or keep only the most important work, relationships, commitments

  • Do you want to be constantly checking social media, or would you like to read long-form writing and books, perhaps create something new?

  • Do you want to be more mindful? More compassionate? More whole-hearted in your relationships?

  • Do you want to be more active, eat more healthy, nourishing food? Get outdoors more, find more solitude?

  • Do you want to have greater focus for your meaningful work? Be more organized?

  • Simplify your life? Get your finances in order?

Pick just a handful. Spread them out over the year. Don’t overfill the year with a list of 20 things you want to do — savor the space of your blank slate.

Interesting ideas, not sure it’s for me.

Handmade Jukebox of the Future

Designer Chris Patty took on a Christmas challenge and inadvertently created a business.

His family issued a challenge asking all Christmas gifts be homemade. He made a wooden mini-jukebox that plays songs by swiping magnetic cards for his Dad. It feels like something out of original Star Trek.

Unsurprisingly, his jukebox became incredibly popular on social media. So popular that he’s starting a fundraising campaign in order to sell these jukeboxes – now called Jook – online

How to Pick a President

Judd Legum asked some incredibly smart people a smart question. With a likely large and diverse field of Democrat contenders vying for the Presidency in 2020, how should primary voters decide who to vote for?

There is an abundance of good ideas presented. I was especially taken with what Ron Klain, former Chief of Staff to Vice President Joe Biden had to say.

First, the most important quality in any potential nominee is his/her ability to defeat Trump, who poses a profound threat to our country and our democracy. The problem is that it may not be entirely obvious, ex ante, which candidate is best suited for that task. Pundit analysis and theater-criticism-style reviews of the candidates is a poor way to sort this out. Watching the candidates perform over the long and trying process of the primary campaign is much more likely to be a reliable indicator.

While I understand his view of theater-criticism-style reviews is poor, these reviews helped Donald Trump win over Hilary Clinton.

A Prediction

Mark Frauenfelder at Boing Boing presents a prediction by Fred Wilson found in his email newsletter, A VC. Wilson is a venture capitalist who invested in Twitter, Tumblr, Foursquare, Zynga, and Kickstarter. Frauenfelder quotes Wilson’s prediction from one of his recent issues:

I believe that we will have a different President of the United States by the end of 2019. The catalyst for this change will be a devastating report issued by Robert Mueller that outlines a history of illegal activities by our President going back decades, including in his campaign for President.

The House will react to Mueller’s report by voting to impeach the President. Which will set up a trial in the Senate. That trial will go so badly for the President that he will, like Nixon before him, negotiate a resignation that will lead to him and those close to him being pardoned for all actions, and Mike Pence will become the President of the United States sometime in 2019.

I believe this drama will play out through most of 2019. I expect the Mueller report to be issued sometime in the late winter/early spring and I expect an impeachment vote by the House before the summer, leading to a trial in the Senate in the second half of the year.

The drama in Washington will have serious impacts to the economy in the United States starting with our capital markets.

Wilson predicted an interesting end game for the Trump Administration. Personally, I don’t think it’s very likely. First off, I don’t think the State crimes that I fear will be uncovered in the Mueller investigations are going to be negotiated away. Secondly, the belief that Mike Pence has not been privy to these crimes seems incredibly far-fetched. There’s just no way he’s clean as a whistle in any of this. Can you imagine a scenario where both Trump and Pence are arrested and indicted on Federal crimes and Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi assumes the Presidency? It would be political chaos

Lastly and most importantly, Wilson predicts a Senate impeachment trial that will go badly for Trump. There is no evidence that it would. Until there are real cracks in the support of Trump by the Republican base, and I doubt we will see them, then an impeachment trial would be no more effective against Trump than it was against Bill Clinton in the 90s for potentially less criminal activity.

The only way Trump is removed from office is by voting. Democrats need to nominate a more charismatic, dynamic, and entertaining candidate than Trump. As of right now, I’m not sure who that is? Beto O’Roarke?

A Simple Way to Manage Your Health

Dan Pedersen has a couple of good ideas on managing health in the new year, something I’m sure plenty of us are starting to do.

Here’s a list of macro-themes that I think deliver the most value in terms of overall health and well-being:
  • Eat only when hungry, and stop when you’re 80% full. Also, make your diet high in fiber.
  • Stay hydrated.
  • Sleep 8–10 hours per night, consistently. Go to bed early.
  • Exercise moderately, three times per week. Pick something you enjoy doing.
  • Spend 30 minutes per day reading a book and reflecting on what you’re learning from it. (good for brain health)
  • Be thankful and prayerful every day. (reduces stress)
  • Treat everyone with respect. (conflict is stressful)
This is a very simplistic formula. But I think it’s better than getting bogged down in all kinds of time consuming and frustrating details. And although there’s no perfect formula for good health, I think we can stack the odds in our favor by focusing on such major themes.
I so wish I could follow this to the letter.

The Best Judge

I’m not sure why he hasn’t been asked yet, but Stevie Wonder would be the best judge on The Voice.

The Cable Gal

Lauren Hough, writing for The Huffington Post, has one of those great pieces that could easily be turned into a fun little TV series. So much material from Russian mobsters to a sex dungeon to Dick Cheney.

I can’t tell you about a specific day as a cable tech. I can’t tell you my first customer was a cat hoarder. I can tell you the details, sure. That I smeared Vicks on my lip to try to cover the stench of rugs and walls and upholstery soaked in cat piss. That I wore booties, not to protect the carpets from the mud on my boots but to keep the cat piss off my soles. I can tell you the problem with her cable service was that her cats chewed through the wiring. That I had to move a mummified cat behind the television to replace the jumper. That ammonia seeped into the polyester fibers of my itchy blue uniform, clung to the sweat in my hair. That the smell stuck to me through the next job.
What a great read.

Reflections

As 2018 comes to a close, I have to say… it’s been a year of remarkable change in my life. I’ve been given incredible opportunities, hit some milestones, and I’m grateful for my friends and family.

Personally, a lot went on in 2018. Here are some highlights:

My wife and I bought a house. I never thought I’d be able to say I was a home owner. I live in a great town, in a great neighborhood. I love our house and it makes me smile every time I walk in. Plus, we have some incredible plans for the place in 2019.

We have a dog. I did not grow up in a household with a pet. No dog, cat, hamster, or bird. My brother had some fish for a while and that’s about it. My step-daughter has wanted a dog for a long, long time and once we bought a house, a new puppy was coming soon. The day we brought Rocco home, I realized what I’d been missing. I had no idea how much love I could have for a dog. He’s the best.

I turned 50. My birthday was a low key affair and I wanted it that way. It nicely coincided with a St. Louis Cardinals game and a visit from my best friend and his girlfriend. The Cardinals didn’t win, but I had a great birthday.

Changed my diet, lost some weight. Early in the year, I had a checkup and was diagnosed as diabetic. My blood sugar was sky high. I needed to do something. Immediately. So, I changed my breakfast and lunch meals, learned how to meal prep, stopped eating as much sugar as I was mindlessly consuming, started walking regularly on the treadmill and lost some weight. I was really blind to how bad it was. My changes dramatically dropped my blood sugar to normal levels without insulin and I’m healthier than I have been in a long time. I still have a long way to go, but I’m making plans in 2019 to do even better.

Started writing for fightingillini.com. I was given an opportunity to write some articles for the University of Illinois athletic department and made the most of it. I wrote nearly 20 pieces over the course of the year and enjoyed every second of it. The writing helped me become a better interviewer, be less nervous around people, and ultimately be a better writer. It’s been a wonderful side job and one I hope to continue to do for years to come.

Streamlined my online presence. I thought the best way to enhance my writing was to take up with the Medium Partner Program and write essays on Medium for profit. That really didn’t happen. My best month barely covered the $5 a month I was paying to be a part of the program. I had moved away from blogging” thinking writing longer pieces were the way to go and found I didn’t enjoy it. I wanted more control and Medium as a blogging service took away control. It’s still a great service and I appreciate what it does, but I wanted more control. It will probably always be a work in progress and I change my mind all the time. Who knows what it will be five years from now.