Amy Wallace in GQ has a truly bonkers long read about thieves who stole luxury watches and the special agent who caught them.

On a quiet Monday around noon, two men dressed in black stepped onto an ascending escalator in the underground parking lot of an open-air mall in Century City in Los Angeles. By the time they had reached the top, they’d pulled on ski masks and they were sprinting.

This story gets turned into a movie in 5, 4, 3, 2…