The St. Louis Cardinals unveiled new/retro powder blue alternate away uniforms for the upcoming season.

I hate them with the heat of a thousand suns.

They don’t look “retro cool.” They look ridiculous.

This “idea” should have been relegated to a one-time thing. The club could still sell the shit out of them to gullible fans who want to reminisce about the good old days.

These uniforms infuriate me.

Hey, Cardinals organization… forget all this window dressing and make a move this off-season to win or watch your revenues start to go up in blue smoke.