Sue Bird, writing in The Player’s Tribune, has one of the most delightful and jubilant stories all about how Donald Trump, the real honest-to-god President of the (literal) United States hates her girlfriend who happens to be Megan Rapinoe.

Bird is a three-time WNBA champion. Rapinoe is a professional soccer player currently leading the U. S. Soccer team in their quest for the Women’s World Cup. Trump is an orange colored confidence man with fascist tendencies. I know who I got.