You’ve undoubtedly already heard the audio recording of Donald J. Trump allegedly committing one of the offenses for which he is accused. This shifts the question of “Will he be convicted?” to “How much time will he do?” in many circles.

YouTube’s Legal Eagle has a new video available right now that thoroughly explains sentencing criteria. The only thing it will tell you about Trump is that he very definitely won’t receive the jillion-and-three years in prison that some people are speculating, and that we are unable to predict with any degree of precision what the true magical number may be.

Anything over ten is a death sentence anyway.