Cards Against Humanity is suing Elon Musk for 15 million dollars.

Why do we need to do this? Even if Musk un-fucks our land, that doesn’t un-fuck the damage he’s done to our reputation. 150,000 people gave us their hard-earned money, and in exchange we vowed to protect this land from racist billionaires and their dumb vanity projects. They trusted us because:

• When we say we’re sending people a box of bullshit, we send people a box of actual bull feces.
• When we say we’re donating webstore profits from forced-birth states to fund abortion access, we donate half a million dollars of red-state cash to the National Network of Abortion Funds.
• And when we say we’re digging a tremendous hole in the ground, we don’t walk away from our promises⸺we dig a big fucking hole in the ground.

Our longstanding reputation as a company that makes outrageous promises and actually keeps them is on the line! We promised we’d use every legal tool at our disposal to protect this land from bullies like Trump and Musk (who’s spending millions to get Trump elected and also wants to build the stupid wall). If we don’t take action now, why would anyone ever trust us again?