James A. Reeves –

As I stared at the reddening map of America, I wondered why I’d invested so much time monitoring the polls and listening to punditry, diligently following every gasp of two dying political parties, both driven senile by the craziest voices on the internet. So no more news for me. From now on, I will seek the holy silence of a life without opinion mongers, thought leaders, professional outragers, pundits, and faith dealers. Because true freedom is not thinking about the president every day.